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Boris Johnson

Postby Smoggy » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:00 pm

Twat or Phat?

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Postby Skinku » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:03 pm

I love him.
I look forward to the day I part his cheeks and place a berocca tablet in there.
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Cosmic Debris » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:46 pm

Smoggy wrote:Twat or Phat?

Discuss


Definitely one big-arsed, bad-haired, motherfucking twat. The worst kind of scum- sucking pimply pile of shit celeb-buffoon that passes for a "politician" these days.
This cromartie should be sealed inside a rocket and shot into space.
At the very least.
Hangers-on at the fringes of the great racket.
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Postby runningforasthma » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:50 pm

Here here.
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Postby 5 Not Out » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:58 am

Pleasant Pheasant wrote:Genius.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA


Always assumed him to be a fat bladder of piss but he looks quite slim on this video. Character.
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Postby Julie » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:06 am

i like him. I saw him in a London art gallery once. He was wearing a really frayed tatty jacket.
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Postby Thing2 » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:29 am

Must get one of them then
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Postby Red Kite » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:32 pm

I think he's about the most amusing thing in politics at the moment..

I do look forward to him making blunders that offend alot of people - then only half apologising afterwards..
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Postby bancroftboy » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:35 pm

when i switch on the tv and boris is going to be on have i got news for you or question time etc, i generally think oh good this will be fun

do i want him to be in charge of the city i live in? fuck off
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Spaceman! » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:37 pm

Cosmic Debris wrote:
Smoggy wrote:Twat or Phat?

Discuss


Definitely one big-arsed, bad-haired, motherfucking twat. The worst kind of scum- sucking pimply pile of shit celeb-buffoon that passes for a "politician" these days.
This cromartie should be sealed inside a rocket and shot into space.
At the very least.


yes, but enough about Ken Livingstone, what about Boris?
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Postby Lettuce Spray » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:45 pm

I don't think he'll be elected, But I am really worried that he could be. People may vote for him because 'He Isn't Ken' and because they think he'd be fun, (in the same way that the people of Hartlepool voted for a bloke in a monkey costume). But Boris is a dangerous right-wing politician who does not have a credible viewpoint on many of the issues facing London today. Polly Toynbee in the Guardian thinks his candidacy will reflect very badly on Cameron, and I can only hope it does.
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Postby Spaceman! » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:51 pm

do the conservatives even have a policy yet? i mean, a proper, well thought out one, not one which was written on the back of a fag packet down the pub just before closing time.
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Postby Julie » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:40 pm

to be honest i don't even knowe what his politics are, i just liked him cos he looked cool
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Postby Lettuce Spray » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:49 pm

Well worth reading this then Jooles!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Columnists/Co ... 17,00.html

And these are his known political positions:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/guardianpolit ... 93,00.html
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Postby Julie » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:52 pm

cheers for that :)
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