Park her in the ground

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Park her in the ground

Postby redc » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:25 pm

"Parker?"
"Yes m'lady?"
"Take off my coat."
"Yes m'lady."

"Parker?"
"Yes m'lady?"
"Take off my dress."
"Er, yes m'lady."

"Parker?"
"Yes m'lady?"
"Take off my bra."
"Er..er, yes m'lady."

"Parker?"
"Yes m'lady?"
"Take off my knickers."
"Er..er..er yes m'lady."
"And don't ever let me catch you wearing them again!"



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There sails the heron
drawing behind him
a long wake of solitude
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Re: Park her in the ground

Postby Repent Hornet » Sun May 15, 2016 3:12 pm

My favourite wank recently was one I had whilst watching a weeping pensioner who'd missed the bus by seconds from the bus stop opposite our house.
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Re: Park her in the ground

Postby wishiwasskinny » Mon May 16, 2016 12:42 pm

Repent Hornet wrote:My favourite wank recently was one I had whilst watching a weeping pensioner who'd missed the bus by seconds from the bus stop opposite our house.


What's your favourite wank of all time?
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