Bits of your life as movie scenes

[NicholasVanWotsisface]

Driving along very quiet country roads
It's dark
There is fog.
The trees lining the road look like they are holding the fog there, making a tunnel
The reflected light on the road signs is so diffused they look like comets going past
No other cars to pass me and finish this moment
The CD player is sharing Moya by Godspeed you Black Emperor.

But as there was no one to run out into the road as the song reached it's crescendo I realised I was just on the way to work and not in a Coen Brothers film

[Wendelin of Trier]

I'm on a bike at night with my great aunt dorothy wrapped in a blanket in the basket. i pedal fast towards a ramp and take off, briefly silhouetted against the glow of a massive beautiful moon.

I land 2 seconds later and crash into a tree, great aunt dorothy goes flying out and lands in a bath which then slides down a big hill, across a minor road, and finally ends up in a pond, where it tips her out into the water.

Its then i realise i'm not in E.T. or the hopefully soon to be made last of the summer wine feature film

[Skinku]

I have been shot.

[NicholasVanWotsisface]

Interior shot
A bath room
a fluorescent tube flickers against an artex ceiling
Unseen the sounds of a straining man are all that can be heard
Camera pans down
A man is sitting on the toilet trousers to the knees obviously in some discomfort, apparently trying to pass a foal through his sphincter

Nic (Voiceover): Just trying to shit out another post for the forum to enjoy