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The FA Cup Thread

Postby Rake » Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:24 pm

Good result and performance by Brighton yesterday, always nice to put one over on that Palace reject Pardew. Great goal from Orlandi but not happy with Spanish Dave's histrionics after being fouled by Ameobi. I'd be mightily pissed off with the lack of effort and commitment if I were a Toon fan. Hopeful for either Macclesfield at home or Arsenal away in the next round. Also enjoyed seeing Crawley get knocked out, vile little club. Cracking goal from the Hastings lad.
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby blir » Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:42 pm

I desperately want to be John Radford.
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby Thing2 » Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:06 pm

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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby Heartland » Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:07 pm

Blir- He's from round these parts, is John. Interestingly enough, (though no relation,) so is Ronnie, slayer of Newcastle (along with Ricky George) in 1971/72. Ronnie's lad isn't interested in football, but he's got a motorbike.
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby redc » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:37 am

blir wrote:I desperately want to be John Radford.

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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby blir » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:40 am

That'd be a niggle, like "Your eyebrows are too bushy...get off of my cock."
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby pomfob » Tue Jul 15, 2014 1:39 pm

Now then, I've decided to revive this for the Extra Preliminary Round, which Kramer used to be played over the weekend of 16 & 17 August.

1874 Northwich V Maine Road
AFC Dunstable V Ampthill Town
AFC Liverpool V Squires Gate
AFC Portchester V Fawley
AFC Rushden & Diamonds V Oxhey Jets
AFC St Austell V Bishop Sutton
AFC Wulfrunians V Alvechurch
Alresford Town V Christchurch
Alsager Town V Winterton Rangers
Ardley United V Ash United
Arnold Town V Basford United
Arundel V Croydon
Ascot United V Tadley Calleva
Ashford Town (Middx) V Berkhamsted
Atherstone Town V Brocton
Badshot Lea V Binfield
Barnstaple Town V Witheridge
Barton Town Old Boys V Abbey Hey
Basildon United V Stanway Rovers
Beckenham Town V Eastbourne Town
Bedford Town V Kings Langley
Bemerton Heath Harlequins V Codicote
Billingham Synthonia V Durham City
Bishop Auckland V Sunderland RCA
Bitton AFC V Blackfield & Langley
Blaby & Whetstone Athletic V Harborough Town
Black Country Rangers V Lichfield City
Boldmere St. Michaels V Desborough Town
Bolehall Swifts V Dudley Town
Bootle V Runcorn Town
Boston Town V Walsham Le Willows
Bournemouth FC V Verwood Town
Bradford Town V Moneyfields
Brantham Athletic V Codicote
Bridlington Town V Whitley Bay
Bridport V Highworth Town
Brimscombe & Thrupp V Windsor
Brislington V Street
Brockenhurst V Wootton Bassett Town
Bromsgrove Sporting V Bewdley Town
Cadbury Heath V Cribbs
Cammell Laird V West Didsbury & Chorlton AFC
Canterbury City V Lingfield
Causeway United V Cradley Town
Cheltenham Saracens V Camberley Town
Chertsey Town V Milton United
Chessington & Hook United V Worthing United
Chichester City V Mole Valley SCR
Clapton V Bowers & Pitsea
Cleethorpes Town V Borrowash Victoria
Clipstone V Harrowby United
Cockfosters V Hullbridge Sports
Cogenhoe United V Wembley FC
Coleshill Town V Nuneaton Griff
Colliers Wood United V Lordswood
Colney Heath V Southend Manor
Corsham Town V Horndean
Cove V Thame United
Cowes Sports V Team Solent
Cray Valley Paper Mills V Raynes Park Vale
Deal Town V Phoenix Sports
Diss Town V Holbeach United
Dorking Wanderers V Crowborough Athletic
Eastbourne United V Hailsham Town
Ellistown & Ibstock United V Studley
Epsom Athletic V Littlehampton Town
Erith & Belvedere V AFC Croydon Athletic
Erith Town V St Francis Rangers
Fairford Town V Knaphill
Farnham Town V Highmoor Ibis
FC Romania V Haverhill Rovers
Flackwell Heath V Bracknell Town
Folland Sports V Downton
Gillingham Town V Almondsbury UWE
Glasshoughton Welfare V Knaresborough Town
Glossop North End V AFC Blackpool
Gornal Athletic V Westfields
Great Yarmouth Town V Huntingdon Town
Greenwich Borough V Lancing
Guildford City V Ashford United
Guisborough Town V Armthorpe Welfare
Hadleigh United V Sawbridgeworth Town
Halstead Town V St Margaretsbury
Handsworth Parramore V Oadby Town
Harefield United V Crawley Green
Haringey Borough V Hertford Town
Hartley Wintney V Frimley Green
Hassocks V Epsom & Ewell
Hatfield Town V Baldock Town
Haverhill Borough V Barking
Heanor Town V Long Eaton United
Heather St Johns V Coventry Sphinx
Hebburn Town V West Allotment Celtic
Hengrove Athletic V Bodmin Town
Holker Old Boys V Ashington A.F.C.
Holmesdale V Tunbridge Wells
Holwell Sports V Graham Street Prims
Holyport V Abingdon United
Horsham YMCA V Alton Town
Ilford V Saffron Walden Town
Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA V Eccleshill United
Kidlington V Newbury
Kirby Muxloe V Wolverhampton Casuals
Kirkley and Pakefield V Ely City
Leverstock Green V Newport Pagnell Town
London Colney V Woodbridge Town
Long Buckby V Hanworth Villa
Longwell Green Sports V Melksham Town
Lymington Town V Winchester City
Marske United V Billingham Town
Mildenhall Town V Gorleston
Molesey V Haywards Heath Town
Morpeth Town V Dunston UTS
Nelson V West Auckland Town
Newcastle Benfield V Penrith
Newmarket Town V Fakenham Town
Newport IOW V Hamworthy United
Newton Aycliffe V Garforth Town
North Shields V Pontefract Collieries
Northallerton Town V Colney Heath
Northampton Spencer V AFC Kempston Rovers
Norwich United V Deeping Rangers
Nostell Miners Welfare V Stockport Sports
Pagham V Woodstock Sports
Parkgate V Congleton Town
Peterborough Northern Star V Team Bury
Petersfield Town V Bristol Manor Farm
Pewsey Vale V Sherborne Town
Pickering Town V Washington
Plymouth Parkway V Buckland Athletic
Quorn V Bottesford Town
Reading Town V Shrivenham
Retford United V Stapenhill
Ringmer V Corinthian FC
Rocester V Stafford Town
Rochdale Town V Runcorn Linnets
Romsey Town V Fareham Town
Saltash United V Welton Rovers
Seaham Red Star V Liversedge
Selsey V Fisher
Sevenoaks Town V East Preston
Shawbury United V Continental Star
Shepshed Dynamo V Dunkirk
Shepton Mallet V Ilfracombe Town
Shildon V Crook Town
Shirebrook Town V Loughborough University
Shoreham V Crawley Down Gatwick
Sileby Rangers V Hillingdon Borough
Silsden V Consett
Sleaford Town V Wisbech Town
Slimbridge V Thatcham Town
Sporting Bengal United V FC Clacton
Sporting Khalsa V Pegasus Juniors
St Andrews V Tipton Town
St Helens Town V Atherton Collieries
Staines Lammas V Bedfont Sports
Stansted V Ipswich Wanderers
Staveley Miners Welfare V Worksop Town
Stotfold V Biggleswade United
Stourport Swifts V Lye Town
Tadcaster Albion V Barnoldswick Town
Takeley V London Tigers
Thackley V Albion Sports
Thetford Town V Swaffham Town
Thurnby Nirvana V Lincoln Moorlands Railway
Torpoint Athletic V Odd Down
Tower Hamlets V Felixstowe & Walton United
Tring Athletic V Holmer Green
Walsall Wood V Heath Hayes
Waltham Forest V Hoddesdon Town
Wellingborough Town V Bedfont & Feltham
Wellington V Ellesmere Rangers
Welwyn Garden City V Hadley
Westfield V Horley Town
Whickham V Bacup & Rossendale Borough
Whitchurch United V Hallen
Whitton United V Eton Manor
Wigan Robin Park V Maltby Main
Willand Rovers V Radstock Town
Winsford United V Athersley Recreation
Winterbourne United V Hythe & Dibden
Wivenhoe Town V Enfield 1893
Yaxley V Godmanchester Rovers

I might go to the Winsford United match, as I'm at something of a loose end that weekend, if I can find someone daft enough to join me. I think my favourite team name is Tadley Calleva. What about you?
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby Blackout » Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:51 pm

Thurnby Nirvana V Lincoln Moorlands Railway has to be the most dementedly named fixture overall, if only because of the mental image of a bunch of 1960s Indianesque yogic hippies with proper George Harrison floral garlands taking on a bunch of 1930s uniformed railwaymen with tin lunchboxes, in the rain, in 2014, in front of 17 people and a dog. Elsewhere Brimscombe & Thrupp, Cray Valley Paper Mills and Quorn all amuse me somewhat. Alfie's probably been to all of them.

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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby pomfob » Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:24 pm

Blackout wrote:You not at ATP Jabberwocky then?

Sadly, no. A couple of unexpected house-related expenses hit, making the Jabberwocky weekender rather more than I can comfortably afford. Bah, & humbug.

Actually, surely FC Romania v Haverhill Rovers is the match...I don't know, coming over here, stealing our FA Cup...
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby Liam » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:28 pm

Has this ever been posted here?

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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby Heartland » Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:02 pm

That's ace that FA Cup list.

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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby Alfie Noakes » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:20 am

Extra preliminary round
Saturday, 15 August

Penrith v Jarrow Roofing Boldon CA

Silsden v West Allotment Celtic

Ashington v Albion Sports

AFC Darwen v Washington

Newcastle Benfield v Yorkshire Amateur

Nelson v Newton Aycliffe

Bedlington Terriers v West Auckland Town

Barnoldswick Town v Colne

Billingham Synthonia v Consett

Hebburn Town v Tadcaster Albion

Bishop Auckland v Shildon

Sunderland RCA v Guisborough Town

Crook Town v Dunston UTS

Holker Old Boys v Liversedge

Pickering Town v Thornaby

Seaham Red Star v Marske United

Garforth Town v Morpeth Town

Heaton Stannington v Norton & Stockton Ancients

Bridlington Town v North Shields

Whitley Bay v Sunderland Ryhope CW

Whickham v Padiham

Durham City v Thackley

Glasshoughton Welfare v Runcorn Linnets

Chadderton v AFC Liverpool

Congleton Town v Nostell MW

Alsager Town v Athersley Recreation

Winsford United v AFC Blackpool

AFC Emley v Parkgate

Ashton Athletic v Maltby Main

Penistone Church v Pontefract Collieries

Maine Road v St Helens Town

Handsworth Parramore v Staveley MW

1874 Northwich v West Didsbury & Chorlton

Barton Town Old Boys v Squires Gate

Abbey Hey v Worksop Town

Runcorn Town v Bacup Borough

Hemsworth MW v Armthorpe Welfare

Bootle v Atherton Collieries

Hanley Town v Shawbury United

Continental Star v Bolehall Swifts

Boldmere St Michaels v Rocester

Hinckley v Walsall Wood

Brocton v Stourport Swifts

Southam United v AFC Wulfrunians

Alvechurch v Heath Hayes

Tipton Town v Cadbury Athletic

AFC Bridgnorth v Wolverhampton Casuals

Malvern Town v Sporting Khalsa

Westfields v Pegasus Juniors

Gornal Athletic v Bromsgrove Sporting

Lye Town v Coventry Sphinx

Coleshill Town v Ellesmere Rangers

Cleethorpes Town v Brigg Town

Harborough Town v Shirebrook Town

South Normanton Athletic v AFC Mansfield

Shepshed Dynamo v Retford United

Bottesford Town v Rainworth MW

Kirby Muxloe v Heanor Town

Long Eaton United v Harrowby United

Loughborough University v Barrow Town

St Andrews v Clipstone Welfare

Radford v Sleaford Town

Quorn v Oadby Town

Bardon Hill Sports v Dunkirk

Ellistown & Ibstock United v Holwell Sports

Blaby & Whetstone Athletic v Leicester Nirvana

Walsham Le Willows v Godmanchester Rovers

Wisbech Town v Diss Town

Yaxley v Gorleston

Peterborough Northern Star v Newmarket Town

Haverhill Rovers v Mildenhall Town

Fakenham Town v Huntingdon Town

Eynesbury Rovers v Peterborough Sports

Swaffham Town v Thetford Town

Great Yarmouth Town v Norwich United

Deeping Rangers v Boston Town

Holbeach United v Ely City

Welwyn Garden City v Haverhill Borough

Hoddesdon Town v Sawbridgeworth Town

FC Romania v Whitton United

Southend Manor v Codicote

Wivenhoe Town v Tower Hamlets

Cockfosters v Burnham Ramblers

Hadley v Saffron Walden Town

Hertford Town v Kirkley & Pakefield

Debenham LC v Ipswich Wanderers

Bowers & Pitsea v Ilford

Basildon United v Sporting Bengal United

FC Broxbourne Borough v Brantham Athletic

Long Melford v London Bari

FC Clacton v Eton Manor

Hullbridge Sports v Hadleigh United

Clapton v Stanway Rovers

Stansted v Takeley

Enfield 1893 v London Colney

Felixstowe & Walton United v Barking

Waltham Forest v St Margaretsbury

AFC Hayes v Flackwell Heath

Wellingborough Town v Ashford Town (Middx)

Berkhamsted v Hanworth Villa

Oxhey Jets v AFC Kempston Rovers

Spelthorne Sports v Stotfold

Windsor v AFC Dunstable

Ampthill Town v Risborough Rangers

Rothwell Corinthians v Thrapston Town

Hillingdon Borough v Wembley

Northampton Sileby Rangers v Sun Postal Sports

Wellingborough Whitworths v Northampton Spencer

Newport Pagnell Town v Holmer Green

Biggleswade United v Desborough Town

Potton United v Bedfont Sports

London Tigers v Bedfont & Feltham

Tring Athletic v Leverstock Green

Bedford v Cogenhoe United

Raunds Town v Crawley Green

Harefield United v Long Buckby

Royal Wootton Bassett Town v Bracknell Town

Ardley United v Tuffley Rovers

Binfield v Westfield

Ascot United v Kidlington

Holyport v Milton United

Hook Norton v Frimley Green

Reading Town v Chertsey Town

Knaphill v Highworth Town

Chinnor v Hartley & Wintney

Thame United v Farnham Town

Abingdon United v Brimscombe & Thrupp

Cheltenham Saracens v Winterbourne United

Tadley Calleva v Guildford City

Highmoor Ibis v Thatcham Town

Badshot Lea v Camberley Town

Cove v Shrivenham

Banstead Athletic v Rochester United

Hailsham Town v Eastbourne United

Worthing United v Deal Town

Arundel v Raynes Park Vale

Horsham YMCA v AFC Croydon Athletic

Fisher v Corinthian

Crawley Down Gatwick v Chichester City

Tunbridge Wells v Glebe

Shoreham v St Francis Rangers

East Preston v Littlehampton Town

Horsham v Lancing

Colliers Wood United v Eastbourne Town

Redhill v Pagham

Holmesdale v Mile Oak

Selsey v Erith Town

Croydon v Sutton Common Rovers

Sevenoaks Town v Seven Acre & Sidcup

Cray Valley (PM) v Ashford United

Chessington & Hook United v Crowborough Athletic

Bexhill United v Loxwood

Ringmer v Beckenham Town

Lingfield v Canterbury City

Greenwich Borough v Lordswood

Epsom & Ewell v Erith & Belvedere

Horley Town v Wick & Barnham United

Christchurch v Cadbury Heath

Melksham Town v Cowes Sports

Longwell Green Sports v Folland Sports

Andover Town v Gillingham Town

Lymington Town v Bitton

Alresford Town v Bridport

Hamworthy United v Hallen

Amesbury Town v Bemerton Heath Harlequins

Hythe & Dibden v Moneyfields

Team Solent v Blackfield & Langley

Bradford Town v United Services Portsmouth

Cribbs v Bristol Manor Farm

Verwood Town v Newport (IW)

Almondsbury UWE v Fawley

Brockenhurst v Fareham Town

Bournemouth v AFC Portchester

Sherborne Town v New Milton Town

Whitchurch United v Wincanton Town

Horndean v Sholing

Buckland Athletic v Clevedon Town

Saltash United v AFC St Austell

Bishop Sutton v Street

Witheridge v Welton Rovers

Shepton Mallet v Plymouth Parkway

Bodmin Town v Brislington

Odd Down v Ashton & Backwell United

Barnstaple Town v Willand Rovers
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby SPT » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:28 pm

Hallam don't enter as far as I can tell. Boo.

Next Tuesday (7th July) - is the regular friendly between Hallam and Sheffield at Sandygate. The two oldest club sides in the world at the oldest ground, if you're in the vicinity.
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby pomfob » Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:20 pm

SPT wrote:Hallam don't enter as far as I can tell.

Yorkshire seem to be quite poorly represented at this stage - perhaps teams from God's Own County are by and large allowed through to the next round?

Glasshoughton or Silsden are doable from my neck of the woods - I'm game if anyone else is?
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Re: The FA Cup Thread

Postby bancroftboy » Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:06 pm

I shall be at Saltash v St Austell, however it's a disappointing draw as they are in the same league
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