Newsboost Tour Report (Knob Celestial).

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Newsboost Tour Report (Knob Celestial).

Postby pauloso » Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:07 pm

Check your spam-me-not filters for this as the amount of knobs mentioned may make your email think that someone is attempting to sell you ding dong mcdork (number 28, origin unknown http://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms ) growth pills.

Beautiful work Secretary, the best newsboost I can remember in an age. It was a great few days, and great to hear some reports on the goings on with some shout outs to those that travelled far and wide to be there (they came from Coventry too). The words "I wish all of time could be like this" were never more apt.
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Re: Newsboost Tour Report (Knob Celestial).

Postby blir » Thu Jun 18, 2015 12:57 pm

Even referencing another "BSP" noted in a previous forum post:

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Re: Newsboost Tour Report (Knob Celestial).

Postby Dero » Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:10 pm

Really enjoyed reading this one - a work of art.
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Re: Newsboost Tour Report (Knob Celestial).

Postby Wicker Man » Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:01 pm

It reads like a whole new chapter of 'Do It For Your Mum'. Sterling work.
Digging it out of the 'promotions' folder also led to me discovering the previous Newsboost, which has made me feel bad about my 'Watchdog/Crimewatch' gag. Though I didn't realise it when I made the comment, my Sea of Brass box set had, in fact, already been delivered. Besides, it was a cheap shot - I wasn't even cross, really.
Anyway, the image of the sea slamming "like a whale in an iron helmet" was my favourite from the 'Knob Celestial' tour report. Smashing.
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Re: Newsboost Tour Report (Knob Celestial).

Postby flatland juz » Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:56 pm

I haven't got time to read all that waffle.
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